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People who are lactose intolerant love to pretend they are not lactose intolerant. And who can blame them? Cheese tastes very good.
Still, it’s not a good feeling (to say the least) to realize that the strawberry milkshake you drank to feel like a Riverdale character has betrayed you after all. You knew it was going to happen, didn’t you? But that’s the thing about risking dairy when you’re lactose intolerant. You’re just going to keep getting burned by the enemy. (The enemy is lactose.)
Are you currently experiencing earth-shattering regret after choosing to eat two slices of pizza for lunch? Look at these tweets — you’re not alone! Yes, your stomach still hurts, but maybe you can laugh a little to ease the pain. Don’t laugh too hard, though. That will absolutely make it worse.
My lactose intolerant friends: “One drop of dairy gives me a stomachache that lasts 5,000 years. The mere sight of cows riddles me with symptoms that doctors haven’t had to deal with since the dark ages. The smell of cheese alone causes me t-“
Also my lactose intolerant friends: pic.twitter.com/TXvv4odz9m
— Jack Jones (@JackAJones426) June 14, 2019
Me: *is lactose intolerant*
Me: *eats dairy*
My stomach: *hurts*
Me: pic.twitter.com/aZWbnrgEZb— Jordyn Stapleton (@jjolynn_) June 19, 2019
Me: Egg and lactose intolerant
Also me: One egg and cheese breakfast sandwich pls
— Girbeagly (@Girbeagly) April 27, 2019
all lactose intolerant people do is eat dairy and tweet about eating dairy. i know this because i’m one of them
— beth mccoll (@imteddybless) June 11, 2019
My lactose intolerant ass had so much dairy today my small intestine is looking like this rn pic.twitter.com/OPdDfZLSnP
— naiIa (@floralvinyl) June 15, 2019
Show me someone who has their shit together, flawless skin, good in relationships, AND isnt lactose intolerant. You cant have all four. Not possible.
— Sydnee Washington (@Justsydnyc) May 13, 2019
When u immediately remember that ur lactose intolerant pic.twitter.com/3O7DOOyzUR
— Doug The Pug (@itsdougthepug) March 9, 2019
no one:
lactose intolerant people:
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me, a lactose intolerant: *eats cheese*
digestive system: and i (p)oop
— josué (@icedjxsue) May 15, 2019
5 years ago today, i offered my lactose intolerant friend a glass of milk. he proceeded to slap me in the face with the gallon of milk and pour the milk over my unconscious body. rt or he will be in your kitchen tonight….. pic.twitter.com/A5lU5OUToF
— malia. ? (@kinclains) June 19, 2019
Lactose intolerant farts should be known as dairy air
— kathy (@beyblade94evr) June 11, 2019
the dairy inside my lactose intolerant ass rn pic.twitter.com/s4wRyq3i7U
— julia (@uhdaddyissues) June 17, 2019
had dairy again again because I keep trying to convince my body that we’re not actually lactose intolerant send thoughts and prayers pic.twitter.com/OwOapTWAgU
— Runaway Supernova (@GwenBenaway) April 20, 2019
I was Milk Tea
but you said you were
lactose intolerant
-rupi kaur— cathy ? (@sipsbobatea) April 16, 2019
no one:
lactose intolerant people:
might fuck around &
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_✊have a large milkshake even though im lactose intolerant
— g i z e l l e ? (@itsorcaa) April 13, 2019
I think I need to have ‘U R LACTOSE INTOLERANT’ tattooed to my fucking hand
— jaN.｡.:*☆ (@notcyb3rcutie) April 3, 2019
date a person who’s lactose intolerant, they fear nothing, and will do anything even if it means hurting themselves in the process. I mean have you seen someone who’s lactose intolerant turn down cheese ?????
— that witchy bitch (@mercstrology) June 9, 2019
The milkshake sitting in my lactose intolerant stomach pic.twitter.com/tGlGydpnnI
— nans (@nanspudding) April 29, 2019
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_/¯ ¯_— Jerry (@Jerrypleasure) June 8, 2019
me: guys im so lactose intolerant and the dairy industry is so corrupt
also me: pic.twitter.com/9LN6CoHBz3
— lauren (@Lauren_Cutlip) April 14, 2019
My lactose intolerant self showing up to Starbucks for my iced coffee pic.twitter.com/ZEIeIFmqye
— Haley Cruse (@haley_crusee) April 27, 2019
just drank a venti iced coffee from starbucks even though im lactose intolerant just to feel something
— ??????? (@charitymadison_) June 20, 2019
no one:
literally no one:
Lactose intolerant people: https://t.co/DvMvUKCsOJ
— Thien (@thiendinh176) May 16, 2019
Me: Can I get almond milk for my coffee? I’m lactose intolerant.
Also me: OMG THEY HAVE CREME TARTS.
— Stella Chuu ?AnimeExpo (@StellaChuuuuu) May 5, 2019
if you aren’t lactose intolerant in 2019 what are you even doing
— katie dey (@katie_dey) April 22, 2019
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